Bio

Name: Kyler Hutton

Occupation: Professional Smoothie Maker

Known Alias: Gordan Ramsey (of Smoothies), Epic, Guapo, etc.

Height: ~7'2"

Attends: Granada High School

Lives In: A cave in the Sunol Regional Wilderness

Feeds On: Small rodents that crawl into the cave, bats, bugs. In the winter: rocks, sticks, pinecones

But Commonly Seen In/At: Climbing Bridge, Yosemite, Lassen

No one quite knows what he is. Some cultures believe he is a sasquatch, others believe he was once human, but ate so many rodents he began to resemble one.

Hobbies: Climbing, programming, guitar, cooking, running, jumping, crawling, diving, waltzing